if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 


can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time
sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

hotwinger:

"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"

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"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

breakinq:

vertical/photo blog