• mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

selenerpatrol:

mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?

me:

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leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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bullied:

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

"If they don’t like you who the fuck cares."
(via kaktulu)

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

popularboyfriend:

when someone tells you “sorry haha i stopped listening”

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